5 dollar footlongs now permanent menu fixture

Okay, I’m sorry. But I’m defn. one of the idiots that got suckered in by this magnificent brilliance in music:

It’s true. My myspace even featured their techno remix. But I digress. Now, Subway has made 5 dollar foot-longs part of their menu! That’s right!! It’s not longer “for a limited time only!!” This is excellent news. For who I’m not sure, but its c-c-c-catching on.